Are you crazy enough to put yer tuckus in a chariot with no wheels pulled by 2 tons of man-eating beasts? Then hang on for the laugh-a-minute ride of yer life!
Whip the beasts and then whip again. You only live and die once, so be brave. Fast, fun and furious! ’Nuff said. P.S. crun-chious fighterous (gladiators) used.