Are you crazy enough to put yer tuckus in a chariot with no wheels pulled by 2 tons of man-eating beasts? Then hang on for the laugh-a-minute ride of yer life!
Whip the beasts and then whip again. You only live and die once, so be brave. Fast, fun and furious! ’Nuff said. P.S. crun-chious fighterous (gladiators) used.
We who are about to be loud, salute you! Lots of colorful cardboard chariots fly around the track. Winner gets a set of the chariots—incredible! Assembly req’d.