Music for Geeks with Amy Vorpahl and Professor Shyguy
Summary:
Amy Vorpahl performs her D&D inspired original songs, and Professor Shyguy rocks your body with a Game Boy and a guitar.
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Amy Vorpahl (Nerdist, Geek and Sundry, Buzzfeed, and Dropout's "Breaking News") crafts masterwork D&D-themed songs. Professor Shyguy (Dragon Ball Z) uses a Nintendo Game Boy, a guitar, and a keyboard to create a nerdy, video game themed, Synth-Rock experience.
See the first draft of a new Damsels of Dorkington show where Dune goes to Broadway!
Description:
Arrakis. Dune. Desert Broadway. Wait, Broadway? Overconsumption of the spice melange inflicts a new reality on its users, forcing them to... burst into song! See through time with the Damsels and view this show from 2025 in its larval, sandtrout form, before it completes its transformation into a musical Shai-Hulud.
The Semi-Erotic Misadventures of a Renaissance Lass, or "Innocence Ravish'd"
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The Damsels of Dorkington's musical romp through the muck of the Renaissance Festival -- all based on true stories!
Description:
Tale as old as time: an innocent lass joins the Renaissance Festival with the promise of frolicsome fun, only to discover it's a den of horny vipers who sing non-stop about bestiality. Can our heroine survive sex parties, a pagan sex cult, and sexy vomiting in a musical spectacular of filth? The worst part, of course, is that all of it is true (mostly).
The Semi-Erotic Misadventures of a Renaissance Lass, or "Innocence Ravish'd"
Summary:
The Damsels of Dorkington's musical romp through the muck of the Renaissance Festival -- all based on true stories!
Description:
Tale as old as time: an innocent lass joins the Renaissance Festival with the promise of frolicsome fun, only to discover it's a den of horny vipers who sing non-stop about bestiality. Can our heroine survive sex parties, a pagan sex cult, and sexy vomiting in a musical spectacular of filth? The worst part, of course, is that all of it is true (mostly).
Damsels members Amanda and Rissy tackle the Wheel of Time books and the tv show, and will tell you why every single one of your opinions on them is wrong.
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Do you like spanking? Do you want to talk about it all the time? Then join Damsels members Rissy and Amanda as they ruthlessly dissect Robert Jordan's epic fantasy series "The Wheel of Time" and its tv adaptation. Fans and haters alike will find something to gleefully yell about, possibly the spanking.
The Damsels of Dorkington perform geek parodies, both old and new. Professor Shyguy uses a Game Boy, a guitar, and a keyboard to perform catchy, Synth-Rock / Pop music about all kinds of nerdy stuff!
Damsels of Dorkington / Professor Shyguy Concert VIP TICKET
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The Damsels of Dorkington perform in concert with Professor Shyguy (This event is for VIP access, which will guarantee premium seating in the front-most rows)
Damsels of Dorkington: All's Weird That Ends Weird
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What if some weirdo mashed 13 of Shakespeare's worst plays into one Old Time Radio drama? (The weirdo is us)
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William Shakespeare penned some of the greatest lines in Western literature... but he also wrote some unintentionally hilarious crap. The Damsels put all thirteen of his most obscure and least-loved plays into a blender, added a dash of music, lots of spice, and now proudly present the resulting sludge in Old Time Radio Drama form. Exit, pursued by Bear!
Re-live the memories of your first experiences in fandom with the Damsels as they share their awkward and hilarious early days of geekery.
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Ahh, the first morning of Gen Con... a time for beginnings! Or at the very least, talking about beginnings while you wait for the coffee to kick in. Let Blythe and Rissy regale you with tales of their first time... in fandom! Was it good, was it awkward, were there witnesses? And if you dare, take the microphone yourself and spill the details of your own fandom initiation. Masks are encouraged. Let's keep each other safe!