You were all minding your own business when all of a sudden, men in parachutes just started landing on the playground... with assault rifles! Choose a butt-kicker from some of the cheesiest 80's/kung fu action movies & put a stop to the evil commies trying to take over your fine American town! (Or could it be something far worse?) Let's get cinematic! Lock and load your biga** guns, & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury!