The most awaited film of this epoch, THE DORK OF THE RINGS will grace the screens at GenCon 2006 with its star-studded and groupie-slobbering world premiere. Directed by world-renowned filmmaking genius and hot dog enthusiast Jack Peterson, it is an epic story of friendship, honor and magical mystical menthol thongs. "One spoof to rule them all!" raves LORD OF THE RINGS swordsmith Peter Lyon. Trilogy stuntman Kiran Shah gushes "A side-splitting-parody!" Documentary filmmaker Cliff Broadway flirts "It's so juicy, so brilliant!" Elijah Wood beams "You're so awesome!" You get the picture.So be a true Dorker and watch the movie 400 times, stalk Randolf the Wizard for an elusive smooch and, most importantly, buy loads and loads of tantalizing and useless Dork merchandise.