Rude Tales of Magic LIVE!: VIP Ticket: The God-Emperor Experience
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Rude Tales of Magic makes its GenCon debut but YOUR name will ring through the ages, as we treat you like divine royalty during the show. Your own box seats, special gifts, and even...intrigue?
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You are God's immortal emissary to this blessed realm, and SHE has told us that you shall have your own boxed seats (so close to the action you should alert your next of kin) a series of special surprises (What gift prithee could possibly sate the Emperor?? Teehee! Wethinks we know!) and well, you'll just have to pony up and find out the rest. You will never forget this. Heads up, if you buy only one ticket at this level you might be sharing the box with an Emperor, equal in power, but unfamiliar to you. Could be fun!
Rude Tales of Magic Presents: A DISH to DIE For (with Christopher Hastings and Tim Platt)
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You're a member of the Bloody Gentlemen, assassin squad supreme. Your mission: Poison a Judge with food. The catch: Stirfry, the character, is there - with you. He's in charge actually. Good luck!
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Welcome to the Bloody Gentlemen, guild of thieves and assassins. Tonights mission: death by chocolate. Led by the vicious and pernicious rogue chef, Stirfry, your little gang of killers has been hired to give the corrupt and paranoid Judge Salubrious "the tummy ache of his life... AND DEATH!" You'll have to hunt down the exotic ingredients to the judge's favorite dessert, infiltrate his brigade of personal cooks, and prepare a poisoned slice of oblivion so decadently delicious, he won't be able to resist. Run by Rude Tales of Magic's Christopher Hastings and Tim Platt. If you've ever said you'd "kill for Stirfry," now's the chance to prove it.
Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Enter the Awooga Zone OR "Hey! I'm Drivin' Here!" (with Branson Reese)
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Ah, high fantasy. Dragons, wizards, castles, and elves. Would be a real shame if some freak were to drive a 1959 Chevy Impala through it.
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Branson Reese (Rude Tales of Magic, FX’s Swan Boy) runs this clinically insane one-off set in the madcap slapstick fantasy world of Cordelia. When your party of adventurers on the run from a powerful Pleasure Hag are picked up on the road by a freak driving a 1959 Chevy Impala it’s up to you to learn what a car even is and what you should do with it in this improv-heavy roleplaying comedy game you’ll never forget, no matter how hard you try.
Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Escape From DeBonesby Estate (w/ Christopher Hastings & Carly Monardo)
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Make your madcap escape from the prison catacombs beneath the infamous DeBonesby Estate, and dodge the arcane clutches of Frederick DeBonesby himself!
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Entranced by the promise of riches and glory, you have foolishly attempted to plunder the labyrinthian mansion of the great and terrible wizard, Frederick de Bonesby. Now that he's trapped you in the manor's catacombs, you must find a way to freedom without attracting the capricious sorcerer's attention a second time. It's a madcap magical prison break stuffed with absurdities run by Rude Tales of Magic's Christopher Hastings AND Carly Monardo! Be forewarned, this adventure takes place before the events of Rude Tales of Magic, so your characters are far more likely to die than Frederick.
Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Escape from Slumberland (with Branson Reese)
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Expect the unexpected in this hilarious, rules-lite, kid-friendly adventure into (shouting) THE BRAIN OF A SLEEPING GENIE!!! led by experienced kids' DM and host of Rude Tales of Magic, Branson Reese.
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Now you’ve gone and done it! Your party awakens in a strange world where nothing is as it seems. That’s right, you’ve been caught inside of a genie’s dreams! Traditionally one of the worst things that can happen! You’ll need to forget everything you think you know about D&D, pull out all the stops, and “think outside the bun” to make it out of this surreal wackyland where up is down, left is right, and cats and dogs? Well they get along just fine. With Dungeon Master Branson Reese (Rude Tales of Magic, Swan Boy) as your guide, your only guarantee is hilarious insanity.
Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Oops! All Goblins! (with Branson Reese)
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Uh oh! Somebody at the D&D factory must’ve fallen asleep on the controls and set it to "all goblins." Hachi machi, this is gonna be the worst smelling two hours of your life, with Branson Reese!
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Welcome to the Goblin City of Filthadelphia, where you’ll still be served even with no shirt AND no shoes. You and your party are just living your stupid little goblin lives when you get the news: a goblin serial killer has been targeting smelly little freaks. And the Goblin Bureau of Investigations think you’re the ones doing it! It’s a race against time. Do you have what it takes to catch the killer and clear your bad name before the GBI pop you like a pimple? DM’d by certified lunatic Branson Reese and set in the madcap world of Rude Tales of Magic, this rules-lite and hijinks heavy game will have you burning your players handbook and chain smoking directly beneath a no smoking sign.
Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Oops! All Spinulators! (with Joe Lepore and Carly Monardo)
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Some heroes wield an axe. Some a bow. Some, depending on the time period, a fighter jet. And some spin so fast that the lower half of their body looks like a little tornado. These are their stories.
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Joe Lepore (Bellow on Rude Tales of Magic and the GM of Oh These, Those Stars of Space!) runs this thrilling one-shot set in the world of Cordelia. Every member of the party will play as the original Spinulator Class created by the Rude Crew! Your ticket to this event gets you a copy of our new Spinulator supplement, so you can create your own Level 6 Spinulator for this session. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! Play alongside Carly Monardo (Albee on RToM and Katya on OTTSS) as she joins your Spinulation quest.
Branson Reese (DM of Rude Tales of Magic) takes you on a high-octane, rules-light comic adventure through the seedy underbelly of P*ss Harbor. You may get wet!! (Not Literally!)
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Framed for a mayoral beheading you didn’t commit, your ragtag band of scoundrels, outlaws, and freaks have to either prove your innocence or escape the city of P*ss Harbor. Or heck, maybe you’ve got some other plan up your sleeves? I don’t know what you’re gonna wanna do. I haven’t even met you yet. Slapstick hijinks abound in this looney world where chaos lurks behind every corner and the rules of 5E are but a hazy memory. Run to perfection by Dungeon Master extraordinaire Branson Reese from the hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic and FX’s Swan Boy.
During a journey along the border, the characters make a stop at the inn Jakad’s Heart. They wake up in the middle of the night as a black-feathered arrow hits the shutters: the inn is under attack.
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During a journey along the border of Davokar, the player characters make a stop at the inn Jakad’s Heart — a place with a history full of both hope and tragedy. They wake up in the middle of the night as a black-feathered arrow hits the shutters: the inn is under attack!.
2 COOKIES ENTER! 1 COOKIE LEAVES! Our battle royale, take no prisoners, free-for-all! Race for the exit, but really smash your competitors into cookie crumbles!
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Smirk & Dagger's annual cookie-smashing event is BACK! One of the loudest, frantic, backstabby free-for-alls at Gen Con. Each year, dozens of players take their places at the tables, ready for a battle royale that shows no mercy. Limbs are ripped off, heads are smashed and cookies are sacrificed as all tables take part in the wild and raucous shouted rituals of the game. Come prepared to have a blast!