You are trusted members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. The good news is that this gets you paid a couple of extra dollars a month. The bad news is that, today, Commander Vimes expects you to earn it.
Description:
Trading Gate Watch House Patrol no.1 sometimes gets given special cases in exchange for bonus pay. Well, it’s nice to be well regarded by Commander Vimes, and less boring than most police work. But this latest case looks set to be a bit tricky. It’s a crime that nobody has reported, and you’re definitely not investigating it as a personal favour for the Commander, or Lady Sybil. On top of which, the stolen property – if there is any – is violently dangerous, sometimes explosive, and possibly inbred. The same may go for its owner. On the other hand, you have a free hand to investigate this however you like. Just so long as you don’t break regulations, annoy the Commander, embarrass his wife, burn down the city, or fail to find out what’s going on and make someone stop it. Who knows, you might even be able to put in for some overtime.