The Away Team is again summoned to an exciting... ah, I can’t do it. It’s again a suicide mission of marginal importance involving Klin-G-ONN guards, pop culture references, tons of GM hosing, awful puns, and some unprovoked unjustified violence. Point-Y-ERZ, Bald-Y-HED, Weasl-Y-KID and the rest are back. (It’s not like we’re going to waste time creating new characters.) We’ll probably recycle the same three jokes from the last few years too.
Once upon a time there was a little man who lived in a little room. He had many stories to tell but no one would listen, not even a little. He was very sad. But now he has some new friends that can listen to his stories. He will be happy. And then they can all live happily ever after, or they could just die. Bedtime stories will never be the same. The End.
Strange signs point to disturbances in time and space, mystic eddies reveal plots within plots. How will six very different bricks set all right? One thing is for sure -- they won't be able to simply punch their way to a solution. Or can they? Characters provided.
Strange signs point to disturbances in time and space, mystic eddies reveal plots within plots. How will six very different bricks set all right? One thing is for sure -- they won't be able to simply punch their way to a solution. Or can they? Characters provided.
Our signature event enters its eighth year! Pop culture and gaming icons duke it out on PPV! It's the only slugfest where good roleplaying increases your chances to win! The only event with cool prizes for all players! The only color commentary provided by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: "Leni Riefenstahl was a great filmmaker...for me to poop on!" Find out why so many plyers have called this "The Best Event at GenCon!"
Chaos Rumblings III: A Distinct Lack of Moral Ambiguity
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Event Description: Our third year of big brawls -- this time, we've made it simple. No victory points, no alliances. Just two teams, six heroes against six villains, each meeting an equal opponent from another universe, winner takes all! Wonder Woman vs. Grey Hulk, Green Lantern vs. Magneto, Iron Man vs. Brainiac, and more!
How many thousands of people in Chicago take the subway everyday with no problems? Well donât count these six. There is no archeologist, no scientist and no antiques dealer. Itâs only people like you. Guess theyâll have to survive on their wits and ingenuity. Yeah right. Ready to go along for the ride? Please stand clear of the doors and wait for your heart to come to a complete stop.
: 5th year at GenCon! To be honest, we haven't seen the movie since we walked out of the theatre halfway through 17 years ago, so the adventure will have very little to do with the source movie, just like the last four times we ran Paranoia Trek. So join Bald-Y-HED, Point-Y-ERZ, Mcco-Y-DOC and the rest as they defend FED sector against the threats of the Rommie Mutant Traitors! Warning: not responsible for flashbacks to the movie!
: 5th year at GenCon! To be honest, we haven't seen the movie since we walked out of the theatre halfway through 17 years ago, so the adventure will have very little to do with the source movie, just like the last four times we ran Paranoia Trek. So join Bald-Y-HED, Point-Y-ERZ, Mcco-Y-DOC and the rest as they defend FED sector against the threats of the Rommie Mutant Traitors! Warning: not responsible for flashbacks to the movie!
Jerusalem , 1168! As a member of the Militant Order of the Knights Hospitaller your duty is to guard the Holy Land from the Saracen enemies that surround the Crusader States on all sides. Now a new threat has arisen - only this one may come from within. Your Grand Master needs your service to discover if evil lies at the heart of your powerful brother Militant Order, the Legendary Knights Templar.