Friend Computer [REDACTED] requests your assistance with some trouble that needs shooting. [REDACTED] traitors and [CLEARANCE LEVEL] are causing problems in Alpha Complex.
You’re a brand new trouble shooter. Respected by all. This is the first mission. Friend computer will not make it to hard and you can trust your team mates.
Description:
You must hunt out commie traitors who belong to secret societies and has mutant powers. Also keep the fact you belong to a secret society and are a mutant secret. You have 6 clones try not to loss all of them. The perfect version of the only perfect rpg. Don’t play inferior rpgs. Friend computer says one must only play the perfect rpg. You must do what friend computer says. Newest version books excepted to hit stores in July.
You’re a brand new trouble shooter. Respected by all. This is the first mission. Friend Computer will not make it to hard and you can trust your team mates.
Description:
You must hunt out commie traitors who belong to secret societies and have mutant powers. Also keep the fact you belong to a secret society and are a mutant secret. You have 6 clones, try not to loss all of them. The perfect version of the only perfect rpg. Don’t play inferior rpgs. Friend Computer says one must only play the perfect rpg. You must do what Friend Computer says. Latest version print copies expected in stores July.
Attention Troubleshooter - Friend Computer requires your presence at ${LOCATION} for a mandatory mission briefing. Failure to attend is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Description:
In recognition of your loyal service to Alpha Complex, you have been promoted to Red clearance. Your new clearance entitles you to take on the crucial responsibility of a Troubleshooter, where you find trouble in Alpha Complex, and shoot it. Make sure to find, report, and eliminate any mutants or members of secret societies that you may encounter - remember, mutants and traitors may be hiding anywhere, even in your own Troubleshooting team! You have been selected to take part in a {if danger_level < 10} safe {else} *completely* safe {endif} mission. The Computer guarantees that this mission will be fun - should you ever find yourself not having fun on this mission, please report to your Happiness Officer to begin your mandatory Happiness Enhancement Protocol. No further information is available at your clearance level. All glory to Friend Computer!
Troubleshooters alert! You have been conscripted to participate in morale-building competition activities. Don't forget to win - if you don't, you might be tried for seditious behavior.
Friend Computer has introduced instant delivery to Alpha Complex to increase efficiency. Citizens can now pay troubleshooters to deliver meals or other items to them.
Description:
Citizen, are you tired of driving to cafeterias and waiting in long lines for the last tube of soylent green? Is the fear of random terrorist attacks keeping you from shopping at your favorite store? With the brand new Door to Door Dash app for your iball, you can now get whatever you want delivered straight to your barracks.
Welcome, Lucky Troubleshooter! The Computer has promoted you to your new and exciting RED Clearance. Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you.
Description:
The Computer has promoted you from your previous INFRARED Clearance! Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you to achieve its imminent and inevitable victory of rooting out traitors and mutants, protecting helpless citizens from terror, corruption and subversion. To do any less for Friend Computer is Treason. If you are a traitor please visit the nearest Execution Booth immediately. But before you go forth and "give your life," errr, sorry, serve Friend Computer, a sip of kelp tea with a nibble or two of kelp biscuit is in order at the local canteen...
Welcome, Lucky Troubleshooter! The Computer has promoted you to your new and exciting RED Clearance. Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you.
Description:
The Computer has promoted you from your previous INFRARED Clearance! Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you to achieve its imminent and inevitable victory of rooting out traitors and mutants, protecting helpless citizens from terror, corruption and subversion. To do any less for Friend Computer is Treason. If you are a traitor please visit the nearest Execution Booth immediately. But before you go forth and "give your life," errr, sorry, serve Friend Computer, a sip of kelp tea with a nibble or two of kelp biscuit is in order at the local canteen...
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.