Alpha Complex Omega returns! Hello Happy Citizen! What happens when players fill in the blanks for their own upcoming mission? [Redacted] of course! In-game soup provided. Have a nice day!
Greetings Troubleshooters! Come join the ceremonies! The Computer has chosen to grant us with a new morale building exercise. Participation is fun AND mandatory! Win or else....
Troubleshooters cause a lot of collateral damage and friendly fire. (Though some of that is decidedly not friendly.) But what’s this about a Troubleshooting Certificate I must have?
Description:
Paranoia is the darkly humorous science fiction game featuring Alpha Complex, traitors, mutants, and of course, Friend Computer. Rules will be taught and pregens provided. Note: This event is family friendly but kids should be old enough to handle setbacks and character death. Because both will happen super lots. This mission is especially designed for new players!
Troubleshooters! Traitors have planted a bomb at the Central Processing Building, and a riot is close to starting. Also, hunt down anyone pretending to be loyal. You know, a citizen in name only!
Description:
Paranoia is the darkly humorous science fiction game featuring Alpha Complex, traitors, mutants, and of course, Friend Computer. Rules will be taught and pregens provided. Note: This event is family friendly but teens should be old enough to handle setbacks and character death. Because both will happen super lots.
Greetings Happy Citizen! What happens when players fill in the blanks for their upcoming Alpha Complex Omega mission? [Redacted] of course! Here are your six clones. Have a nice day!
Investigate reports of insufficient resources in Sector XCL while an overachieving R&D project successfully upcycles 99.99 percent of the sector. Be the 0.01 percent!
Description:
Despite optimistic projections by Production, Logistics, and Commissary for the 12-year period from Year 214, available resources for continued operations in Alpha Complex have become increasingly strained. Fortunately, R&D has initiated Project AMPLE for producing new materials using old, discarded items such as broken laser pistols, empty tubs of Fun Food, or insufficiently loyal citizens.
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Please report any loose threads you have pulled on that unraveled the tapestry of your life to the team hygiene officer. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Description:
If you're reading the long description, there's a good chance it's to find out if the GM has added "We kindly request all players wear appropriate face masks during this event." Each GM at Evil Fleet will decide for themselves whether to make that request. For the Paranoia Trek events, I just want to say three things: 1. I will be wearing a mask and encourage players to do the same. 2. I'm not going to give a hard time to any player that isn't masked. I won't ask anyone without a mask to wear one, and I won't mess with a maskless player in the game... 3. ...at least, I won't mess with a maskless player more than a masked player. You're going to die several times either way. It's Paranoia!
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Please report any loose threads you have pulled on that unraveled the tapestry of your life to the team hygiene officer. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Description:
If you're reading the long description, there's a good chance it's to find out if the GM has added "We kindly request all players wear appropriate face masks during this event." Each GM at Evil Fleet will decide for themselves whether to make that request. For the Paranoia Trek events, I just want to say three things: 1. I will be wearing a mask and encourage players to do the same. 2. I'm not going to give a hard time to any player that isn't masked. I won't ask anyone without a mask to wear one, and I won't mess with a maskless player in the game... 3. ...at least, I won't mess with a maskless player more than a masked player. You're going to die several times either way. It's Paranoia!
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Please report any loose threads you have pulled on that unraveled the tapestry of your life to the team hygiene officer. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Description:
If you're reading the long description, there's a good chance it's to find out if the GM has added "We kindly request all players wear appropriate face masks during this event." Each GM at Evil Fleet will decide for themselves whether to make that request. For the Paranoia Trek events, I just want to say three things: 1. I will be wearing a mask and encourage players to do the same. 2. I'm not going to give a hard time to any player that isn't masked. I won't ask anyone without a mask to wear one, and I won't mess with a maskless player in the game... 3. ...at least, I won't mess with a maskless player more than a masked player. You're going to die several times either way. It's Paranoia!
Friend Computer [REDACTED] requests your assistance with some trouble that needs shooting. [REDACTED] traitors and [CLEARANCE LEVEL] are causing problems in Alpha Complex.