A mash up of classic adventures - A Bot of classified origin is malfunctioning, your boss can't find the stealth train, & you heard a rumor that a secret society is planning a revolution.
Description:
YOU ARE IN ERROR. NO ONE IS SCREAMING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. The Computer is happy. The Computer is crazy. The Computer will help you become happy. This will drive you crazy. Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend. Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. If you are not happy, The Computer will use you as reactor shielding. Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Do you doubt The Computer, citizen? Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, mangled, incinerated, poisoned, stapled, blown to bits and accidentally executed. This is so much fun many Troubleshooters go crazy. They all carry lasers. Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun? Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!