Greetings, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Scott-Y-BZE, Point-Y-ERZ, Touch-Y-FLY, Weasl-Y-KID, Janewa-Y-KAT, and Mcco-Y-DOC! You have been selected to serve the Computer on an exciting mission that will not involve any experimental unstable time travel to the past. Rumors that Treks divisible by four always involve experimental unstable time travel to the past are treasonous. Have a nice (yester)daycycle!
Greetings, Point-Y-ERZ, McCo-Y-DOC, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Weasl-Y-KID, Scott-Y-BZE, Touch-Y-FLY, and Janewa-Y-KAT! Congratulations on completing the previous six treks. Alpha Complex policy recommends the replacement of troubleshooters with new crew members on the seventh trek. Please boldly go to the Ready Room/Termination Center to justify your continued participation/existence in future treks. Have a nice/last daycycle!
Greetings, Point-Y-ERZ, McCo-Y-DOC, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Weasl-Y-KID, Scott-Y-BZE, Touch-Y-FLY, and Janewa-Y-KAT! Congratulations on completing the previous six treks. Alpha Complex policy recommends the replacement of troubleshooters with new crew members on the seventh trek. Please boldly go to the Ready Room/Termination Center to justify your continued participation/existence in future treks. Have a nice/last daycycle!
The Away Team is again summoned to an exciting... ah, I can’t do it. It’s again a suicide mission of marginal importance involving Klin-G-ONN guards, pop culture references, tons of GM hosing, awful puns, and some unprovoked unjustified violence. Point-Y-ERZ, Bald-Y-HED, Weasl-Y-KID and the rest are back. (It’s not like we’re going to waste time creating new characters.) We’ll probably recycle the same three jokes from the last few years too.
The Away Team is again summoned to an exciting... ah, I can’t do it. It’s again a suicide mission of marginal importance involving Klin-G-ONN guards, pop culture references, tons of GM hosing, awful puns, and some unprovoked unjustified violence. Point-Y-ERZ, Bald-Y-HED, Weasl-Y-KID and the rest are back. (It’s not like we’re going to waste time creating new characters.) We’ll probably recycle the same three jokes from the last few years too.
: 5th year at GenCon! To be honest, we haven't seen the movie since we walked out of the theatre halfway through 17 years ago, so the adventure will have very little to do with the source movie, just like the last four times we ran Paranoia Trek. So join Bald-Y-HED, Point-Y-ERZ, Mcco-Y-DOC and the rest as they defend FED sector against the threats of the Rommie Mutant Traitors! Warning: not responsible for flashbacks to the movie!
: 5th year at GenCon! To be honest, we haven't seen the movie since we walked out of the theatre halfway through 17 years ago, so the adventure will have very little to do with the source movie, just like the last four times we ran Paranoia Trek. So join Bald-Y-HED, Point-Y-ERZ, Mcco-Y-DOC and the rest as they defend FED sector against the threats of the Rommie Mutant Traitors! Warning: not responsible for flashbacks to the movie!
Paranoia Trek IV: We Couldn't Afford Futuristic Sets
Description:
Fourth year at Gen Con! The Computer has identified one of the original architects of Communism, and High Programmer Conn-U-JON has assigned your Away Team the reponsibility of traveling back in time to remove him from the timeline and/or save some whales. Who is this target? He's so powerful that it was said in the Old Reckoning that only he was able to go to China, and he lived in the Ultraviolet House...
Paranoia Trek IV: We Couldn't Afford Futuristic Sets
Description:
Fourth year at Gen Con! The Computer has identified one of the original architects of Communism, and High Programmer Conn-U-JON has assigned your Away Team the reponsibility of traveling back in time to remove him from the timeline and/or save some whales. Who is this target? He's so powerful that it was said in the Old Reckoning that only he was able to go to China, and he lived in the Ultraviolet House...