Paranoia Trek XII: Uh-Oh, We're Out of Source Material
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Greetings, Troubleshooters! Ignore any subtitles written by Rommie mutant traitors. Your next mission will be a brand new homage to the greatest Trek of all time. The Computer is your friend.
Paranoia Trek XII: Uh-Oh, We're Out of Source Material
Summary:
Greetings, Troubleshooters! Ignore any subtitles written by Rommie mutant traitors. Your next mission will be a brand new homage to the greatest Trek of all time. The Computer is your friend.
Paranoia Trek XII: Uh-Oh, We're Out of Source Material
Summary:
Greetings, Troubleshooters! Ignore any subtitles written by Rommie mutant traitors. Your next mission will be a brand new homage to the greatest Trek of all time. The Computer is your friend.
Congratulations on your acceptance into the Academy! Now run along, or you'll be late for your first class and/or temporal distortion altering decades of established continuity.
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Greetings, cadets! Congratulations on your acceptance into the Academy. Please be aware that any claims that you have already been FED sector troubleshooters for the previous ten yearcycles are treasonous rumors spread by mutant Rommie traitors. Now run along, or you'll be late for your first class and/or temporal distortion altering decades of established continuity. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Congratulations on your acceptance into the Academy! Now run along, or you'll be late for your first class and/or temporal distortion altering decades of established continuity.
Description:
Greetings, cadets! Congratulations on your acceptance into the Academy. Please be aware that any claims that you have already been FED sector troubleshooters for the previous ten yearcycles are treasonous rumors spread by mutant Rommie traitors. Now run along, or you'll be late for your first class and/or temporal distortion altering decades of established continuity. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Paranoia Trek X: Nemesi?... Nemesises?... Lots of Traitors!
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Greetings, FED Sector Troubleshooters! Congratulations on surviving Jimm-Y-KRK, the Rash-U-KHN, a missing clone search, time travel, [classified], a Klin-G-ONN negotiation, a new clone generation, more time travel, and immortal INFRAREDs. Please complete your 10 yearcycle mission: to exhaust old plots, to pay lip service to source material, to boldly hammer the final nail before the reboot. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Paranoia Trek X: Nemesi?... Nemesises?... Lots of Traitors!
Description:
Greetings, FED Sector Troubleshooters! Congratulations on surviving Jimm-Y-KRK, the Rash-U-KHN, a missing clone search, time travel, [classified], a Klin-G-ONN negotiation, a new clone generation, more time travel, and immortal INFRAREDs. Please complete your 10 yearcycle mission: to exhaust old plots, to pay lip service to source material, to boldly hammer the final nail before the reboot. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Greetings, FED sector troubleshooters! Which sector will win the Happiest Sector of the Yearcycle award? Please gather data to assist the Computer in his decision. The Ultraviolet citizens of these sectors have a lot riding on this award, so please do not succumb to bribery, threats, extortion, swindles, mutant powers, secret society plots, assassination attempts, vaporizations, or infomercials. Have a nice daycycle!
Greetings, FED sector troubleshooters! Which sector will win the Happiest Sector of the Yearcycle award? Please gather data to assist the Computer in his decision. The Ultraviolet citizens of these sectors have a lot riding on this award, so please do not succumb to bribery, threats, extortion, swindles, mutant powers, secret society plots, assassination attempts, vaporizations, or infomercials. Have a nice daycycle!
Greetings, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Scott-Y-BZE, Point-Y-ERZ, Touch-Y-FLY, Weasl-Y-KID, Janewa-Y-KAT, and Mcco-Y-DOC! You have been selected to serve the Computer on an exciting mission that will not involve any experimental unstable time travel to the past. Rumors that Treks divisible by four always involve experimental unstable time travel to the past are treasonous. Have a nice (yester)daycycle!