Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 1: Welcome to the Dungeon
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
A darkly comedic etting where dungeons are corporate offices and monsters are the employees. Forget heroes—you're a dungeon worker underpaid, overworked, and surrounded by traps, coworkers with claws, and an HR department that might actually be hellspawn. Your job? Help lure adventurers in, kill them, and turn a profit for your evil corporate overlords. Navigate bureaucracy, dodge backstabbing colleagues (and actual backstabs), and survive mandatory team-building quests, hostile mergers, and quarterly reviews that could get you killed—or promoted. It's office life, but with more fireballs.
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 1: Welcome to the Dungeon
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
A darkly comedic etting where dungeons are corporate offices and monsters are the employees. Forget heroes—you're a dungeon worker underpaid, overworked, and surrounded by traps, coworkers with claws, and an HR department that might actually be hellspawn. Your job? Help lure adventurers in, kill them, and turn a profit for your evil corporate overlords. Navigate bureaucracy, dodge backstabbing colleagues (and actual backstabs), and survive mandatory team-building quests, hostile mergers, and quarterly reviews that could get you killed—or promoted. It's office life, but with more fireballs.
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 1: Welcome to the Dungeon
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
A darkly comedic etting where dungeons are corporate offices and monsters are the employees. Forget heroes—you're a dungeon worker underpaid, overworked, and surrounded by traps, coworkers with claws, and an HR department that might actually be hellspawn. Your job? Help lure adventurers in, kill them, and turn a profit for your evil corporate overlords. Navigate bureaucracy, dodge backstabbing colleagues (and actual backstabs), and survive mandatory team-building quests, hostile mergers, and quarterly reviews that could get you killed—or promoted. It's office life, but with more fireballs.
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 1: Welcome to the Dungeon
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
A darkly comedic etting where dungeons are corporate offices and monsters are the employees. Forget heroes—you're a dungeon worker underpaid, overworked, and surrounded by traps, coworkers with claws, and an HR department that might actually be hellspawn. Your job? Help lure adventurers in, kill them, and turn a profit for your evil corporate overlords. Navigate bureaucracy, dodge backstabbing colleagues (and actual backstabs), and survive mandatory team-building quests, hostile mergers, and quarterly reviews that could get you killed—or promoted. It's office life, but with more fireballs.
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 1: Welcome to the Dungeon
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
A darkly comedic etting where dungeons are corporate offices and monsters are the employees. Forget heroes—you're a dungeon worker underpaid, overworked, and surrounded by traps, coworkers with claws, and an HR department that might actually be hellspawn. Your job? Help lure adventurers in, kill them, and turn a profit for your evil corporate overlords. Navigate bureaucracy, dodge backstabbing colleagues (and actual backstabs), and survive mandatory team-building quests, hostile mergers, and quarterly reviews that could get you killed—or promoted. It's office life, but with more fireballs.
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 1: Welcome to the Dungeon
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
A darkly comedic etting where dungeons are corporate offices and monsters are the employees. Forget heroes—you're a dungeon worker underpaid, overworked, and surrounded by traps, coworkers with claws, and an HR department that might actually be hellspawn. Your job? Help lure adventurers in, kill them, and turn a profit for your evil corporate overlords. Navigate bureaucracy, dodge backstabbing colleagues (and actual backstabs), and survive mandatory team-building quests, hostile mergers, and quarterly reviews that could get you killed—or promoted. It's office life, but with more fireballs.
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 1: Welcome to the Dungeon
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
A darkly comedic etting where dungeons are corporate offices and monsters are the employees. Forget heroes—you're a dungeon worker underpaid, overworked, and surrounded by traps, coworkers with claws, and an HR department that might actually be hellspawn. Your job? Help lure adventurers in, kill them, and turn a profit for your evil corporate overlords. Navigate bureaucracy, dodge backstabbing colleagues (and actual backstabs), and survive mandatory team-building quests, hostile mergers, and quarterly reviews that could get you killed—or promoted. It's office life, but with more fireballs.
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 2: Teamwork Makes the Screams Work
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
Q3 was a success—against all odds, the Dungeon hit its numbers. Now Corporate wants more. The Dungeon has been flagged for a merger under a new Synergy Initiative, and integration is already underway.
Immediately, things begin to break. Reports disappear. Systems conflict. Someone inside the Dungeon doesn’t want this merger—and they’re willing to do anything to stop it.
This one-shot blends investigation, roleplay, dark humor, and tactical combat in a corporate-fantasy dungeon setting. Success or Failure of the merger relies upon you and your choices—and how well you handle synergy under pressure!
Attendees will receive:
- Dungeons & Deadlines T-Shirt
- Custom Character Mini
- Commorative Employee ID
- Custom Character Sheet
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 2: Teamwork Makes the Screams Work
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
Q3 was a success—against all odds, the Dungeon hit its numbers. Now Corporate wants more. The Dungeon has been flagged for a merger under a new Synergy Initiative, and integration is already underway.
Immediately, things begin to break. Reports disappear. Systems conflict. Someone inside the Dungeon doesn’t want this merger—and they’re willing to do anything to stop it.
This one-shot blends investigation, roleplay, dark humor, and tactical combat in a corporate-fantasy dungeon setting. Success or Failure of the merger relies upon you and your choices—and how well you handle synergy under pressure!
Attendees will receive:
- Dungeons & Deadlines T-Shirt
- Custom Character Mini
- Commorative Employee ID
- Custom Character Sheet
Dungeons & Deadlines - Part 2: Teamwork Makes the Screams Work
Summary:
Join a corporate-fantasy RPG where monsters have jobs, dungeons run on KPIs, and adventuring is a workplace hazard. Solve problems, hit metrics, and survive office politics.
Description:
Q3 was a success—against all odds, the Dungeon hit its numbers. Now Corporate wants more. The Dungeon has been flagged for a merger under a new Synergy Initiative, and integration is already underway.
Immediately, things begin to break. Reports disappear. Systems conflict. Someone inside the Dungeon doesn’t want this merger—and they’re willing to do anything to stop it.
This one-shot blends investigation, roleplay, dark humor, and tactical combat in a corporate-fantasy dungeon setting. Success or Failure of the merger relies upon you and your choices—and how well you handle synergy under pressure!
Attendees will receive:
- Dungeons & Deadlines T-Shirt
- Custom Character Mini
- Commorative Employee ID
- Custom Character Sheet