Die Siealleneuenkartenkaufenmussen Preiswertengoldstern Edition of Kinder Karten, guaranteed to be Daemonfrei, has just hit stores. Who will be the new recess champion at Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555? Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>
You've always hated Principal Mahler. But now he's been replaced, and Principal Lumberg is making life at Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555 far, far worse. What happened to Principal Mahler, and can anything be done about it? Quickly! Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>
After the damage caused by the last two slumber parties at Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555, the parents have decided to step in and organize the next one. Can you survive your parents' version of "fun"? Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>
The bell rings, and you head outside for recess, only to find the entirety of Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555 afloat on a sea of cheese. Where are you, and how will you survive if the bus drivers can't find you -- with only school lunch to keep you fed? Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>
The Janitor just finished cleaning the gymnasium, and he left behind an old, scuffed notebook. Inside are elaborate plans to take over the school. Whose are they, and are they for the future, or something already tried and discarded? Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>