Die Siealleneuenkartenkaufenmussen Preiswertengoldstern Edition of Kinder Karten, guaranteed to be Daemonfrei, has just hit stores. Who will be the new recess champion at Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555? Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>
You've always hated Principal Mahler. But now he's been replaced, and Principal Lumberg is making life at Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555 far, far worse. What happened to Principal Mahler, and can anything be done about it? Quickly! Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>
After the damage caused by the last two slumber parties at Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555, the parents have decided to step in and organize the next one. Can you survive your parents' version of "fun"? Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>
The bell rings, and you head outside for recess, only to find the entirety of Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja-Educational Preparatory Super-Elementary Fortress 555 afloat on a sea of cheese. Where are you, and how will you survive if the bus drivers can't find you -- with only school lunch to keep you fed? Gradeschoolers in Anime-themed cross-dimensional 'burbs, PG-rated. <http://www.tiltingatwindmills.net/adgnepsef555>