Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Attention Troubleshooter - Friend Computer requires your presence at ${LOCATION} for a mandatory mission briefing. Failure to attend is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Description:
In recognition of your loyal service to Alpha Complex, you have been promoted to Red clearance. Your new clearance entitles you to take on the crucial responsibility of a Troubleshooter, where you find trouble in Alpha Complex, and shoot it. Make sure to find, report, and eliminate any mutants or members of secret societies that you may encounter - remember, mutants and traitors may be hiding anywhere, even in your own Troubleshooting team! You have been selected to take part in a {if danger_level < 10} safe {else} *completely* safe {endif} mission. The Computer guarantees that this mission will be fun - should you ever find yourself not having fun on this mission, please report to your Happiness Officer to begin your mandatory Happiness Enhancement Protocol. No further information is available at your clearance level. All glory to Friend Computer!
Attention Troubleshooter - Friend Computer requires your presence at ${LOCATION} for a mandatory mission briefing. Failure to attend is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Description:
In recognition of your loyal service to Alpha Complex, you have been promoted to Red clearance. Your new clearance entitles you to take on the crucial responsibility of a Troubleshooter, where you find trouble in Alpha Complex, and shoot it. Make sure to find, report, and eliminate any mutants or members of secret societies that you may encounter - remember, mutants and traitors may be hiding anywhere, even in your own Troubleshooting team! You have been selected to take part in a {if danger_level < 10} safe {else} *completely* safe {endif} mission. The Computer guarantees that this mission will be fun - should you ever find yourself not having fun on this mission, please report to your Happiness Officer to begin your mandatory Happiness Enhancement Protocol. No further information is available at your clearance level. All glory to Friend Computer!
Attention Troubleshooter - Friend Computer requires your presence at ${LOCATION} for a mandatory mission briefing. Failure to attend is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Description:
In recognition of your loyal service to Alpha Complex, you have been promoted to Red clearance. Your new clearance entitles you to take on the crucial responsibility of a Troubleshooter, where you find trouble in Alpha Complex, and shoot it. Make sure to find, report, and eliminate any mutants or members of secret societies that you may encounter - remember, mutants and traitors may be hiding anywhere, even in your own Troubleshooting team! You have been selected to take part in a {if danger_level < 10} safe {else} *completely* safe {endif} mission. The Computer guarantees that this mission will be fun - should you ever find yourself not having fun on this mission, please report to your Happiness Officer to begin your mandatory Happiness Enhancement Protocol. No further information is available at your clearance level. All glory to Friend Computer!
Greetings troubleshooters! This experimental group of mostly-bots has been sent on a most important mission---one that may require going to the Out---ERROR PACKET LOST IN TRANSLATION
Description:
The mission may require going to the Great Outside. Watch out for---ERROR INFORMATION NOT FOUND
Troubleshooters! Your mission is to take this thing (no, don't look at it!) and bring it to a focus group for ... well, whatever focus groups do. Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!
Description:
Sometimes, a product comes along that makes terrorists shake in their boots. This is that product — it's just not ready for market yet. Your mission is to safely escort several samples to a focus group in the next sector so it can finally be released to all of Alpha Complex. What could go wrong?
Paranoia is a darkly humorous, competitive, and infamous roleplaying game. Rules are simple, and you can die six times at least! No experience necessary, and as long as your kids can handle "losing" in an RPG, they are welcome too.
Come see what's so funny about a science fiction dystopia!
The troubleshooters from the GCC Sector are given the nearly impossible task of recovering a space ship.
Description:
An RPG about a dystopian future ruled by a dysfunctional bureaucracy that exists only to make life unbearable. Greendale Community College fits right in. This is a lighthearted adventure that straddles the fine line between two cult classics.
SOMEONE in your group may be PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE, The Computer won't name names, for the permanent termination of a High Programmer. So the Computer has given you an urgent task..elect the next one!
Finally, a job worthy of your talents. A 'special request' from the higher ups to join a special team. First, a briefing in a part of Alpha Complex you've never heard of. Why is everyone clapping?
Description:
I ran this game 5 years ago and thought it was good enough to bring back. It will be done kind of rules light with role playing encourage. Happiness is mandatory.
Because you pay for a 4 hour event and there is a glitch in the system, you get unlimited lives. All praise the Computer.
Finally, a job worthy of your talents. A 'special request' from the higher ups to join a special team. First, a briefing in a part of Alpha Complex you've never heard of. Why is everyone clapping?
Description:
I ran this game 5 years ago and thought it was good enough to bring back. It will be done kind of rules light with role playing encourage. Happiness is mandatory.
Because you pay for a 4 hour event and there is a glitch in the system, you get unlimited lives. All praise the Computer.