Now is the time, Citizens, to rise up and show your loyalty to Friend Computer! Embark on clearly suicidal missions and root out traitors, all for the glory of the Computer! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. It's your choice, really.
Now is the time, Citizens, to rise up and show your loyalty to Friend Computer! Embark on clearly suicidal missions and root out traitors, all for the glory of the Computer! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. It's your choice, really.
Now is the time, Citizens, to rise up and show your loyalty to Friend Computer! Embark on clearly suicidal missions and root out traitors, all for the glory of the Computer! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. It's your choice, really.
Greetings, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Scott-Y-BZE, Point-Y-ERZ, Touch-Y-FLY, Weasl-Y-KID, Janewa-Y-KAT, and Mcco-Y-DOC! You have been selected to serve the Computer on an exciting mission that will not involve any experimental unstable time travel to the past. Rumors that Treks divisible by four always involve experimental unstable time travel to the past are treasonous. Have a nice (yester)daycycle!
Greetings, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Scott-Y-BZE, Point-Y-ERZ, Touch-Y-FLY, Weasl-Y-KID, Janewa-Y-KAT, and Mcco-Y-DOC! You have been selected to serve the Computer on an exciting mission that will not involve any experimental unstable time travel to the past. Rumors that Treks divisible by four always involve experimental unstable time travel to the past are treasonous. Have a nice (yester)daycycle!
Good news citizen! Your permanent record and behavioral log have pre-selected you for exciting and glorious service to The Computer! You will be joining other candidates just like you as you form a brand new troubleshooter team. Just one thing: you are to receive a highly experimental device that will allow for instant transportation across space. do not let it fall into commie mutant traitor hands! Do what you must, because you can.
CITIZEN, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO REPRESENT SECTOR SUX IN THE OLYMPICS. EVENTS INCLUDE: 500 METER RADIATION LEAK DASH, 50 METER COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR MOVING TARGET SHOOTING, TACNUKE GRENADE TOSS. WINNING A MEDAL IS MANDATORY. LOVE AND KISSES, THE COMPUTER
Greetings, Point-Y-ERZ, McCo-Y-DOC, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Weasl-Y-KID, Scott-Y-BZE, Touch-Y-FLY, and Janewa-Y-KAT! Congratulations on completing the previous six treks. Alpha Complex policy recommends the replacement of troubleshooters with new crew members on the seventh trek. Please boldly go to the Ready Room/Termination Center to justify your continued participation/existence in future treks. Have a nice/last daycycle!
Greetings, Point-Y-ERZ, McCo-Y-DOC, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Weasl-Y-KID, Scott-Y-BZE, Touch-Y-FLY, and Janewa-Y-KAT! Congratulations on completing the previous six treks. Alpha Complex policy recommends the replacement of troubleshooters with new crew members on the seventh trek. Please boldly go to the Ready Room/Termination Center to justify your continued participation/existence in future treks. Have a nice/last daycycle!
Friend Computer has called upon YOU to perform a necessary and suicidal task. Wonât that be fun? You even get a weapon with which to gun down Commie Mutant Traitors!