Paranoia Trek X: Nemesi?... Nemesises?... Lots of Traitors!
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Greetings, FED Sector Troubleshooters! Congratulations on surviving Jimm-Y-KRK, the Rash-U-KHN, a missing clone search, time travel, [classified], a Klin-G-ONN negotiation, a new clone generation, more time travel, and immortal INFRAREDs. Please complete your 10 yearcycle mission: to exhaust old plots, to pay lip service to source material, to boldly hammer the final nail before the reboot. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Service bots have gone on a clone-killing rampage. Your crack Troubleshooter team must hunt them down and destroy them! Destruction of valuable Computer property is treason you say? Awkward. Limber up your bootlicking tongues for that debriefing! Back by the casual request of 8.3% of past players! All new terrifying R&D items! Theoretically entirely made-up mutant powers, if I get around to it!
Service bots have gone on a clone-killing rampage. Your crack Troubleshooter team must hunt them down and destroy them! Destruction of valuable Computer property is treason you say? Awkward. Limber up your bootlicking tongues for that debriefing! Back by the casual request of 8.3% of past players! All new terrifying R&D items! Theoretically entirely made-up mutant powers, if I get around to it!
Congratulations Citizen! The Computer has chosen YOU as part of an elite troubleshooter team. Your mission? Well, that's above your security clearance. So stay alert! Trust no one! And keep your laser handy! Note: this is a variation of the published module 'Patch Job.'
Come, show your loyalty for Friend Computer! Embark on suicidal missions, root out Commie Mutant Traitors, share the glory with your fellow Troubleshooters! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. Your choice, really.
Come, show your loyalty for Friend Computer! Embark on suicidal missions, root out Commie Mutant Traitors, share the glory with your fellow Troubleshooters! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. Your choice, really.
Come, show your loyalty for Friend Computer! Embark on suicidal missions, root out Commie Mutant Traitors, share the glory with your fellow Troubleshooters! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. Your choice, really.
Greetings, FED sector troubleshooters! Which sector will win the Happiest Sector of the Yearcycle award? Please gather data to assist the Computer in his decision. The Ultraviolet citizens of these sectors have a lot riding on this award, so please do not succumb to bribery, threats, extortion, swindles, mutant powers, secret society plots, assassination attempts, vaporizations, or infomercials. Have a nice daycycle!
Greetings, FED sector troubleshooters! Which sector will win the Happiest Sector of the Yearcycle award? Please gather data to assist the Computer in his decision. The Ultraviolet citizens of these sectors have a lot riding on this award, so please do not succumb to bribery, threats, extortion, swindles, mutant powers, secret society plots, assassination attempts, vaporizations, or infomercials. Have a nice daycycle!
Now is the time, Citizens, to rise up and show your loyalty to Friend Computer! Embark on clearly suicidal missions and root out traitors, all for the glory of the Computer! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. It's your choice, really.