It's election night in Alpha Complex. Run the show as a campaign worker while candidates race to be Friend Computer's Best Friend Forever. Will your candidate or a commie mutant traitor succeed?
Description:
Demonstrate loyalty to capitalist-powered-super-good candidates racing to be elected Friend Computer's Best Friend Forever! As a campaign worker, ensure the best candidate wins. Down with Communist Mutant Traitors! Hail Friend Computer! Join the debate. And die. Again. And Again. And Again. You will be Trumped.
You have been requested by the computer to report to the RCDC to be transported to your previous clone's mission. You smile & report as "requested." (Why does it look like a huge clone cannon?)
The citizens of sector GNC have been experiencing a lack of sleep, for some reason. Coupled with odd, random, technical glitches in the sector, troubleshooters dispatched.
Description:
The citizens of sector GNC have been experiencing a lack of sleep, for some reason. Coupled with odd, random, technical glitches in the sector, this seems like an ideal job for loyal troubleshooters to investigate. There is a chance that the Insomnia adventure may be deemed too treasonous by your Friend, the Computer, and that an adventure update will be issued in it's place. This decision will be made with your safety in mind. All loyal citizens will accept this update if it occurs.
A mash up of classic adventures - A Bot of classified origin is malfunctioning, your boss can't find the stealth train, & you heard a rumor that a secret society is planning a revolution.
Description:
YOU ARE IN ERROR. NO ONE IS SCREAMING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. The Computer is happy. The Computer is crazy. The Computer will help you become happy. This will drive you crazy. Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend. Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. If you are not happy, The Computer will use you as reactor shielding. Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Do you doubt The Computer, citizen? Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, mangled, incinerated, poisoned, stapled, blown to bits and accidentally executed. This is so much fun many Troubleshooters go crazy. They all carry lasers. Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun? Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!
TROUBLESHOOTER LEVEL CLEARANCE: RED Attention troubleshooters! You are required to CLASSIFIED in order to CLASSIFIED at all costs. Especially make sure to avoid CHICKEN.
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Rommie traitors are spreading treasonous rumors that High Programmer Abr-U-MMS abandoned Alpha Complex. He will deny these rumors in person - as soon as you find him.
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Rommie traitors are spreading treasonous rumors that High Programmer Abr-U-MMS abandoned Alpha Complex. He will deny these rumors in person - as soon as you find him.
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Rommie traitors are spreading treasonous rumors that High Programmer Abr-U-MMS abandoned Alpha Complex. He will deny these rumors in person - as soon as you find him.